Carlin.
He passed away yesterday of hart failure. This is the only time I've ever cared about a celebrity dying. I didn't even feel upset when I heard Bo Diddly died.
He was one of my heroes and he will be missed.
He's in heaven now. You know, that strip club out by the airport.
That or when he died, his soul went up to the roof and got stuck, afterall, he was a believer in Frisbeetarianism.
Oh well, either way, this drinks for you man.
Hope ya have a crappy day.